Modern Family (TV Series)

Open House of Horrors (2012)

Joel Spence: Home Buyer #2

Quotes 

• Phil Dunphy : As you potential buyers can see, this is a, uh, a beautiful home.

  Home Buyer #1 : What's behind here?

  Phil Dunphy : [Expecting Claire]  Oh, I wouldn't go in there!

  [Checks behind the curtain] 

  Phil Dunphy : Unless you love formal dining rooms!

  Home Buyer #1 : Wow! Honey, look at this!

  Home Buyer #2 : I'm in the kitchen.

  Phil Dunphy : Oh, we should probably stay together!

  [Grabs the wife's arm] 

  Phil Dunphy : Come on, Sheila!

  Home Buyer #2 : Phil, one question, are these...

  Phil Dunphy : Hey, hey! I just love to see people's reactions when I show them-

  [quickly checks cupboard for Claire] 

  Phil Dunphy : -so much storage! What? It's crazy! I think that you guys will find that this house is full of so many... delightful surprises, that you'll be happy here for...

  Home Buyer #1 : [In the other room]  Oh, my God!

  Phil Dunphy : I don't know her!