Modern Family (TV Series)
Open House of Horrors (2012)
Billy Evans: Skeleton
Quotes
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Skeleton , Lemon : [Monotone] Trick or treat.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : You guys don't even have costumes.
Skeleton : [Wearing a skeleton shirt] I'm a skeleton.
Lemon : [Wearing a yellow skirt] And I'm... I'm a lemon.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Aren't you too old to be trick-or-treating?
Lemon : Aren't you too old to be having a baby?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Lemon snickers] Ah, you find that funny, Lemon? Here's a better joke. Knock-knock. What's gone? Your candy.
[Takes their bags of candy]
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : What is it with me lately? Manny's right. I'm such a hothead.
Jay Pritchett : It happens. You're pregnant.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : That's what it is, isn't it? It's the baby. It's angry in there.
Jay Pritchett : No!
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Yes! You just said it yourself. I have changed. I have an angry baby inside of me making me do bad things!
Jay Pritchett : It's just hormones. It's your Mama Bear instinct kicking in. And that's a good thing, because that means you're gonna be a great mom. Again.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Do you really think so?
Jay Pritchett : You got a lucky little kid in there. He's got a mom who's not gonna let anyone harm him.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Or her.
Jay Pritchett : Or... or him.
Skeleton , Lemon : [Monotone] Trick or treat.
[Gloria gasps and gestures to Jay]
Jay Pritchett : [Tosses Gloria an egg] Go ahead.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Chases Skeleton and Lemon] You better run!