Modern Family (TV Series)

Open House of Horrors (2012)

Jackson Odell: Ted Durkas

Quotes 

• Ted Durkas : Hey, Delgado.

  Manny Delgado : Oh, no! Durkas! What I wouldn't give for this umbrella to have Mary Poppins' powers.

  Luke Dunphy : Oh, I pray he didn't hear that.

• Ted Durkas : Heard you pulled the fire alarm today and got us out of that test. Good job.

  Manny Delgado : Thanks, Mr. Durkas.

  Ted Durkas : You know what? You don't need to call me that anymore. Anyway, we're all meeting at the playground at 8:00 and heading out, if you want to join.

  [Walks away] 

  Luke Dunphy : You're totally going to that.

  Reuben Rand : Yeah, if you want to ruin your reputation.

  Luke Dunphy : You're finally gonna be in with the cool kids.

  Reuben Rand : You need to talk at the school assembly on Monday and apologize to all the teachers.

  Luke Dunphy : [Scoffing]  Teachers. More like public sector parasites.

  Reuben Rand : Be strong, Manny.

  Luke Dunphy : Be smart. Adventures, parties.

  Reuben Rand : Juvie, hearthache.

  Luke Dunphy : Girls!

  Reuben Rand : But not the kind we want.

  Manny Delgado : They're all the kind we want! Mr. Dur--

  [Begins to chase after him] 

  Manny Delgado : Conrad!