The New Normal (TV Series)

Nanagasm (2012)

Ellen Barkin: Jane Forrest

Quotes 

• David Sawyer : Mrs. Forrest, by any chance did you have sex last night?

  Jane Forrest : Please!

  [David gives her a look] 

  Jane Forrest : Okay. I did. I had relations with a man.

  David Sawyer : See, now that wasn't that hard to say now, was it?

  Jane Forrest : Not for you. You've probably been saying it since you were fourteen years old. Now what happened to me? What was it?

  David Sawyer : Well, I believe that you had what we in the medical profession refer to as an orgasm.

• Jane Forrest : I need a, um, a doctor that, um, I need a doctor who does what you do. But not you.

  David Sawyer : You feel more comfortable with a female gynecologist.

  Jane Forrest : Wrong. No woman is touching my vagina, not even me.

• Jane Forrest : Last night, I felt this very strange tingling sensation.

  David Sawyer : Uh huh.

  Jane Forrest : And then I became very light-headed.

  David Sawyer : Mmm.

  Jane Forrest : I believe that what I had was a petit mal seizure. I learned this on Dr. Oz.