Supernatural (TV Series)

What's Up, Tiger Mommy? (2012)

Lauren Tom: Linda Tran, Crowley

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Quotes 

• Sam Winchester : Mrs. Tran, your friend was possessed by a demon.

  Kevin Tran : Have you ever seen The Exorcist?

  Linda Tran : [Scolding]  Is that what you've been doing all year - watching television?

  [sighs] 

  Linda Tran : Did you really have to kill her?

  Dean Winchester : The demon would have warned Crowley where Kevin was if we didn't.

  Linda Tran : And Crowley is the one who kidnapped you?

  Kevin Tran : Yeah. He needs me to translate his stupid tablet so he could take over the universe or something.

  Dean Winchester : Which is why we need to get it so we can slam the Gates of Hell forever with Crowley inside.

  Sam Winchester : So that things like that don't ever happen again.

  Linda Tran : Prophet of the Lord, huh? It does have a nice ring to it.

• Crowley : Kevin. What a pleasure to see you. Sorry about your little playdate. Her name? Ah. Well, if you're gonna make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines. And who is this lovely young thing? Must be your sister.

  Linda Tran : [punches Crowley]  Stay away from my son.

  Crowley : Charming. Defiling her corpse has just made my number one on my to-do list.

• Samandriel : I'm an angel.

  Linda Tran : Who works at Wiener Hut?

  Samandriel : No. This is, uh -- it doesn't matter.

• Sam Winchester : All we got to do is get Kevin close enough to memorize the spell.

  Dean Winchester : [Turns to Kevin]  What do you think, brainiac? Think you can swing it?

  Linda Tran : Of course he can swing it, if the bumper stickers on my Previa mean anything.

• Kevin Tran : Get out of her!

  Crowley : If I had a nickel for every time someone screamed that at me...

  Dean Winchester : Getting in touch with your feminine side, huh, Crowley?

• Linda Tran : I bid my soul!

  Dean Winchester : Are you sure? That's a big move.

  [She nods] 

  Plutus : Interesting.

  Crowley : If it's souls that you're after, I can give you a million souls.

  Dean Winchester : Hey, flyboy, are you gonna get in on this?

  Samandriel : We guard the souls in heaven. We don't horse-trade them.

  Crowley : [Turns to Plutus]  So we have a deal?

  Plutus : It's not about the quantity, chief. It's about the sacrifice. This little lady's soul is the most valuable thing she has. It's everything. Are you willing to offer *everything*, Mr. Crowley?

• Linda Tran : Losing my soul -- is it going to hurt?

  Dean Winchester : Probably.

  Linda Tran : Will I die?

  Sam Winchester : No. You'll just wish you were dead.