Modern Family (TV Series)
The Butler's Escape (2012)
Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
Quotes
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I am not mad at you because you told me that I snore. I am mad at you because you *didn't* say anything.
Jay Pritchett : 'Cause I didn't wanna get yelled at.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Well, too bad. When you're married to me, you're going to get yelled at *many* times. And you're tough enough to take it. That's what I love about our marriage. We can say whatever we want, but the next day, we're still there.
Jay Pritchett : That's what I like about it, too.
[Hugs Gloria]
Jay Pritchett : Ah. What am I gonna say you couldn't forgive me?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : There are things, Jay.
Jay Pritchett : You ready to go?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I was thinking, it's such a shame that this hotel room is going to go to waste.
Jay Pritchett : I like where this is headed.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Taking his hotel room key] Make Manny some pasta. I'll see you tomorrow morning, okay?
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : You told me that you were in 'Frisco, and you were here in a hotel?
Jay Pritchett : Let me just say one thing. Don't say 'Frisco. They hate that. And how the hell did you find me?
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Ay, Jay, I'm going to miss you.
Jay Pritchett : It's one night.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : No, I don't want to be without you, not even one night in my whole life. What can I make you?
Jay Pritchett : [Cut to interview] How about a little room on my side of the bed? I mean, I shouldn't complain. My wife's a knockout. But... she's at that place in her pregnancy where she's, you know... ample. And the snoring. I swear, in the last ultrasound, the baby was like this.
[Holds his hands over his ears]
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Manny Delgado : Mom, I'm fully aware of the changes your body is going through, and that nasal stuffiness is very common during pregnancy, but we got a crisis in this house. You've been snoring. But I got you these nasal strips. In the commercial, the old man's angry red sound waves turn a gentle blue.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : So I'm like an old man?
Manny Delgado : No!
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Like a dog, then? A pig? What is it, Manny? I'm an old man, a dog, or a pig?
Manny Delgado : Jay, help me out here. You've heard it.
Jay Pritchett : I don't know what the boy's talking about. If this is a glimpse of teenage Manny, I don't love it. Have a little respect for your beautiful mother.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [loudly blowing her nose] Thank you, Jay.