It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Frank's Back in Business (2012)

Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds

Quotes 

• Dennis Reynolds : Charlie can't read.

  Frank Reynolds : He'll adapt.

  Dennis Reynolds : He'll adapt to reading?

• Dennis Reynolds : Mac, these gentlemen are courting me for my business savvy. How's it gonna reflect on me if I promote my bodyguard to VP after a two-minute conversation at a ball game?

  Mac : It's not gonna reflect on you at all because you're not Brian LeFeve.

  Dennis Reynolds : ...I'm not what?

  Mac : Dude, clearly you were floundering.

  Dennis Reynolds : Mac, I was gathering information so that I can more fully become this man. Look, look, this is about much more than just business. This is about the thrill of wearing another man's skin. Feeling his innermost wants and desires and being in control of his every single move. That's how you get off. Now don't you guys want to get off with me?

• Andrew Kane : I think closing at 31's a pretty fair deal, don't you?

  Dennis Reynolds : 31? Well, you know, guys, these things tend to be a little complicated.

  Dee Reynolds : [in a Canadian accent]  Oh, I think ya can do better.

  Bill Larkin : Oh, you looked over the proposal?

  Dennis Reynolds : She glanced at it. We're not... Tell us more about it.

  Dee Reynolds : Ya, I sure did, and I tell you what, I seen better-looking moose turds in Rick Moranis' backyard, ya hosers. Mm?

  Dennis Reynolds : She's got a sense of humor that would just... You know, it gets frustrating.