The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Holographic Excitation (2012)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Let me guess. Slutty cop?
Penny : No, sexy cop. Slutty cop only came with the skirt and two badges.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : And Albert Einstein?
Leonard Hofstadter : Ja, und later, she's going to arrest me for going faster than the schpeed of light.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You know, there's a foundational idea in string theory that the whole universe may be a hologram.
Penny : What do you mean?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, the holographic principle suggests that what we all experience every day in three dimensions may really just be information on a surface located at the farthest reaches of our cosmos. So it's possible that our lives are really just acting out a painting on the largest canvas in the universe.
Penny : Huh.
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Penny : Sometimes I forget how smart you are.
[kisses Leonard]
Leonard Hofstadter : You should visit more often.
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Penny : [for Halloween, Leonard is dressed as Albert Einstein and Penny as a 'sexy cop'] I told you in the car, no accent.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sorry, officer.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Have you noticed that Howard can take any topic and use it to remind you that he went to space?
Sheldon Cooper : Interesting hypothesis. Let's apply the scientific method. Perform an experiment.
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay. Hey Howard, any thoughts on where we should get dinner?
Howard Wolowitz : Anywhere but the space station. On a good day, dinner was a bag full of meatloaf. But hey, you don't go there for the food, you go there for the view.
Sheldon Cooper : Fascinating. Let me see if I can duplicate the result. Howard, I've always thought the lemon was an underrated fruit. Care to weigh in?
Howard Wolowitz : Not really.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, well.
Howard Wolowitz : You know, people say the Soyuz capsule is a lemon. But, hey, that baby got me to space and back.
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Penny : Better not be building a robot girlfriend.
Leonard Hofstadter : No, although Howard was making some real strides in that area until he met Bernadette.
Penny : You're kidding.
Leonard Hofstadter : Nope. Now the Lisatronic 3000 just sits in a box waiting for the phone to ring.
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Howard Wolowitz : Oh, hey, Stuart, I got you a little souvenir from my trip to space.
Stuart : Well, Howard, that's very nice of you.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, maybe. Open it first.
Howard Wolowitz : It's my official NASA portrait.
Stuart : "To Stuart. Your comic book store is out of this world. Just like the guy in this picture was."
Sheldon Cooper : For the record, he also thinks the Walgreens and the dry cleaners are out of this world.
Howard Wolowitz : That's not true. At the Walgreens, I was "over the moon" for their store-brand antacids.
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Penny : [after Leonard and Penny emerge from the TARDIS] Nothing to see here. Sexy police business.
Leonard Hofstadter : Just explaining the theory of relativity.
[whispers to Howard]
Leonard Hofstadter : twice