The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Holographic Excitation (2012)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm Raggedy Ann, and he's Raggedy C-3PO.
Sheldon Cooper : We compromised. I lost.
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Sheldon Cooper : Raggedy Ann and Andy stand for three things I don't care for: clowns, children and raggediness.
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Raj Koothrappali : For the photo booth, we could go with a creepy theme, or we could also get the TARDIS from Dr. Who.
Sheldon Cooper : The TARDIS is a time machine from a sci-fi show, it has nothing to do with Halloween. That being said, if you don't get a TARDIS, then you stink and your party stinks.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Have you noticed that Howard can take any topic and use it to remind you that he went to space?
Sheldon Cooper : Interesting hypothesis. Let's apply the scientific method. Perform an experiment.
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay. Hey Howard, any thoughts on where we should get dinner?
Howard Wolowitz : Anywhere but the space station. On a good day, dinner was a bag full of meatloaf. But hey, you don't go there for the food, you go there for the view.
Sheldon Cooper : Fascinating. Let me see if I can duplicate the result. Howard, I've always thought the lemon was an underrated fruit. Care to weigh in?
Howard Wolowitz : Not really.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, well.
Howard Wolowitz : You know, people say the Soyuz capsule is a lemon. But, hey, that baby got me to space and back.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : There are certain things that say to the world, I have a boyfriend and he's not made up. matching costumes, hickeys, and sex tapes. Pick one.
Sheldon Cooper : What's a hickey?
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, I was thinking, since this is gonna be our first Halloween party as boyfriend and girlfriend, I thought it might be fun for us to go in a couples costume.
Sheldon Cooper : I couldn't agree more.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Really? I find that inconsistent with everything I know about you.
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Howard Wolowitz : Bernadette said you guys are all sick of me talking about my trip to space. Is that true?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes.
Raj Koothrappali : No.
Sheldon Cooper : We seem to have different approaches here. I was going for helpful honesty. I have no idea what you're doing.
Raj Koothrappali : It's called being nice.
Sheldon Cooper : Okay. If you think being nice will get him to shut up, I'll try it.
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Raj Koothrappali : Before I forget, I'd like your opinion on the menus I've prepared for the Halloween party. The theme is "Food that goes bump in the night."
Howard Wolowitz : Creature from the Black Forest Ham Lagoon.
Raj Koothrappali : On Sesame seed Bunzillas.
Sheldon Cooper : Night of the Living Garlic Bread?
Raj Koothrappali : It's funny because "bread" sounds like "dead".
Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, but these are just ordinary foods with the names bent into tortured puns. Uh, the dishes themselves are in no way Halloweeny.
Raj Koothrappali : [writing it down] Ooh, Hallow-weenies! That's a good one. They'll pair nicely with my "Draculoni and Cheese." How do I do it?
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Sheldon Cooper : What kind of tea would you like?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I think I'm gonna try green tea mixed with lemon zinger.
Sheldon Cooper : Two teabags in one cup? You're not at a rave.
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Sheldon Cooper : Couples' costumes are one of the few benefits of being in a relationship. Now, imagine this: you and I entering Stuart's party and all eyes turn to see America's most beloved and glamorous couple.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [excited] Yeah?
Sheldon Cooper : [her face falls] R2-D2 and C-3PO! Dibs on 3PO.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, when I said couples' costume, I meant like, uh, Romeo and Juliet or Cinderella and Prince Charming, not two robots from some silly movie I don't even like.
Sheldon Cooper : Y... okay! I'm gonna let that slide because I know you're hopped up on teabags.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I make compromises for you all the time. Just this once, can't we find something that we're both happy with?
Sheldon Cooper : Fine. How about one of the most beguiling and influential couples of the 20th century? Hewlett and Packard. Dibs on Hewlett.
[seeing her look]
Sheldon Cooper : What, you want to be Hewlett?
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Howard Wolowitz : Oh, hey, Stuart, I got you a little souvenir from my trip to space.
Stuart : Well, Howard, that's very nice of you.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, maybe. Open it first.
Howard Wolowitz : It's my official NASA portrait.
Stuart : "To Stuart. Your comic book store is out of this world. Just like the guy in this picture was."
Sheldon Cooper : For the record, he also thinks the Walgreens and the dry cleaners are out of this world.
Howard Wolowitz : That's not true. At the Walgreens, I was "over the moon" for their store-brand antacids.