30 Rock (TV Series)

There's No I in America (2012)

Jane Krakowski: Jenna Maroney

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• Jenna Maroney : Okay, you two can talk about America all you want, but I'm not gonna listen, because there's no "I" or "me" in America.

  Liz Lemon : There's both.

• Liz Lemon , Jack Donaghy : [At the same time]  Jenna, we have to talk.

  Liz Lemon : Me first, because I'm your best friend and this is very important.

  Jack Donaghy : You know what? Talk to Lemon. I'll find someone else for my thing you're not right for.

  Jenna Maroney : What thing? I was born for it. Am I not blonde enough? Because I'll put my head in a microwave.

• Jenna Maroney : Okay, Jack, now, what should I tweet about Ron-mi? Wait, he's not Asian, is he?

• Jenna Maroney : Now, who am I telling these turds to vote for? Mike Romney?

  Jack Donaghy : Mitt. It stands for Motorized Intelligent Technodrome Termina -- It's a human's name.

• Liz Lemon : Jenna, this election is about emotion. It's about which candidate cares the most about the issues that truly matter to Jenna Maroney. For example, your reproductive rights. Do you want a bunch of old men behind closed doors deciding what you can and cannot do with your body?

  Jenna Maroney : Ooh, and how do they tell me their decisions? Do I get shocked whenever I do the wrong thing?

  Liz Lemon : What? No, Jenna, not that. God!

• Jenna Maroney : My next question refers to an issue that I know deeply affects the vast majority of Jenna Maroney. Which political party is cooler?

  Liz Lemon : It's no contest, Jenna! The president listens to hip-hop rappings. We have the coolest celebrities. Scarlett Johansson. Blake Lively. Jessica Biel...

  Jack Donaghy : Wow. Those are all very beautiful women. Do you really want to be photographed next to them? Let me tell you who we have: Craig T. Nelson, Chuck Norris, and Charlton Heston's skull. You'd be the only cool Republican.

• Jenna Maroney : Mr. Donaghy, your closing statements?

  Jack Donaghy : When our founding fathers first set out, time and time again, our nation horizon... prosperity... dreams... freedom. But the spirit... journey... destiny. Mitt Romney values. Jenna values. I've met people. For this generation and generations to come. Thank you, America.