Modern Family (TV Series)

When a Tree Falls (2012)

Sarah Hyland: Haley Dunphy

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• Haley Dunphy : Alex, what are you doing here?

  Alex Dunphy : Learning a valuable lesson about karma and how wrong it is to take pleasure in people's embarrassment.

  Haley Dunphy : Wow. I don't know what any of that means, but you look like hell.

  [taking a picture with her phone] 

  Haley Dunphy : Say "geek."

  Alex Dunphy : No!

  Haley Dunphy : [pointing to the guy she's with]  He's a vandalizer!

  Alex Dunphy : [in testimonial interviews]  593 likes and counting.

• Haley Dunphy : [picking up trash by the highway for community service]  Oh, my god! A gold bracelet! Hey, can we keep what we find?

• Claire Dunphy : Haley! Hurry up! You're gonna be late. Alex, what are you doing?

  Alex Dunphy : I need to document Haley's first day on the chain gang.

  Phil Dunphy : It's not a chain gang. It's community service. And leave her alone. She feels bad enough as it is.

  Haley Dunphy : [entering]  Okay, I'm torn. On one hand, I'm like, "Ugh, I have to pick up garbage all day." And on the other hand, I'm like, "Look at me in orange."

  [Alex takes a picture] 

  Haley Dunphy : Aw, that's cute. Send that to me.

• Claire Dunphy : Haley had a little run-in with the law in college.

  Phil Dunphy : She was arrested for assaulting a police officer.

  Haley Dunphy : Accidentally. I fell on him.

  Phil Dunphy : While evading arrest for underage drinking.

  Haley Dunphy : That was on purpose.

  Claire Dunphy : They were very lenient with her. She only has to do community service.

  Haley Dunphy : Because I do not have any priors.

  Phil Dunphy : Taking a little too much pride in that, sweetheart.