"Modern Family" When a Tree Falls (TV Episode 2012) - Nolan Gould as Luke Dunphy

Manny Delgado : Look, I'm Mexico, again. Doesn't anyone care that I'm not from Mexico?

Luke Dunphy : You keep saying that, but we've never seen a birth certificate.
Luke Dunphy : [playing tug-of-war] Come on, guys! You're killing us!

Doug : Where the heck is Mexico?

Manny Delgado : Good news, gentlemen! I found another rope. If we double-dutch, everyone wins.
Manny Delgado : Gentlemen, you wanna know about the real ultimate frisbee? Walk with one balanced on your head for 50 meters. It is a measure of poise, balance, and posture.

Doug : Let's just whip the frisbees at each other as hard as we can and see who quits first.

Luke Dunphy : Frisbee smash. Awesome! Let's go!

Manny Delgado : Oh, my god, I'm Sisyphus.

Luke Dunphy : A big one!
Luke Dunphy : [Luke improvised a shiv for her] It's really sweet of you, Luke, but there's just gonna be a bunch of drunk drivers and vandalizers who were stupid enough to get caught.

Alex Dunphy : Or stupid enough to use the word "vandalizers".

[blank stares]

Alex Dunphy : It's "vandals".

Claire Dunphy : Oh.

Phil Dunphy : Oh.

Alex Dunphy : I'm so alone.

Luke Dunphy : [roaring to scare Haley, she, Claire, and Alex jump] They're gonna eat you alive, suburbia.

Nolan Gould: Luke Dunphy