The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Habitation Configuration (2012)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : I need to have a talk about women.
Penny : I always knew we would have this talk sooner or later. Are you finally getting fuzz in weird places?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm in the horns of a relationship dilemma. And for the record, I had a full pubis of hair since I was nineteen.
Penny : I see, and for the record...
[makes gagging sound]
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Penny : What'll you have to drink?
Sheldon Cooper : Usually I have some chamomile tea, but I'm pretty upset. I don't think that's going to cut it.
Penny : How about a Long Island iced tea?
Sheldon Cooper : Will that do the charm?
Penny : It's charmed the pants off of me a couple of times.
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Penny : You're from Texas. You're supposed to stand up and defend the honor of your woman folk.
Sheldon Cooper : Penny, please. I think I've evolved beyond my simple, rustic upbringing. On the other hand, that low-down polecat done wronged my woman.
Penny : Welcome to Long Island, Tex.
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Penny : Sorry this took so long, but you used to work here - you know how it is.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Kitchen slammed again?
Penny : No, I'm a terrible waitress, remember?