Modern Family (TV Series)
Arrested (2012)
Jay Harik: Police Officer
Quotes
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Phil Dunphy : Look, this has got to be some kind of mistake. Our daughter's tiny. There's no way she assaulted anyone. Insulted, maybe. Was... was the cop wearing white socks and dark shoes? 'Cause that really sets her off.
Police Officer : [showing them footage from a dashboard camera] Maybe you should watch this.
Phil Dunphy , Claire Dunphy , Mitchell Pritchett : Ooh!
Mitchell Pritchett : Okay. No, but... that's very blurry footage. How can we be sure that that's Haley?
Haley Dunphy : Don't hurt me! I'm just a student! I'm Haley Dunphy!
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Phil Dunphy : We're here for Haley Dunphy.
Mitchell Pritchett : I'm Mitchell Pritchett. I'm Ms. Dunphy's attorney.
Police Officer : She won't be needing a lawyer today.
Mitchell Pritchett : Oh, I think I'll be the judge of that. I'd like to confer with my client now. Thank you.
Police Officer : All you have to do is post bail and she's all yours.
Mitchell Pritchett : Really? Oh. That... that's fantastic.
Claire Dunphy : Sir, I am in no mood to defend my daughter today, believe me. But do you think it is the best use of resources to lock up college kids who've had a few drinks?
Police Officer : Ma'am, your daughter was charged with resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer.
Phil Dunphy : What?
Claire Dunphy : Ooh.
Mitchell Pritchett : Wow. You probably should've called a real lawyer, 'cause I don't... I'm not...
Claire Dunphy : Shh!