Modern Family (TV Series)
Mistery Date (2012)
Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
Quotes
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Jay was supposed to cancel. We cannot go to lunch.
Cameron Tucker : Oh, no.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I am sorry, but he's supposed to pick up the crib at the store, and I am too tired. The baby kicked me all night. It's either going to be a football player or a chorus girl.
Cameron Tucker : You can be both. My senior year, I was a right-side linebacker and a left-side cancan dancer in "Gigi."
Mitchell Pritchett : Wow, she really set you up for that one, didn't she?
Cameron Tucker : Yeah, when it came out of her mouth, I nearly stopped breathing.
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Cameron Tucker : Soothing, right? You see, as the music relaxes the baby, you relax.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : No, you're making the baby jump on my bladder. How can it relax listening to a song about a hooker?
Cameron Tucker : She's not a hooker, she's a private dancer. A dancer for money. She'll do what you want her to...
[hearing it out loud]
Cameron Tucker : Oh, my gosh, I taught Lily this song.
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Somebody has to tell you this. No. You try to control everything. You take over people's lives! It's always too much with you!
Cameron Tucker : You know, maybe we should talk about this out in the hallway.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Oh, why, because there's gonna be better lighting over there? You're doing it again, Cam. You're doing it again!
[turning and seeing a mural painted on the nursery wall]
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Ahh!
Cameron Tucker : You're right. I am too much. I do control. I do barge. I'll have my friend Abelard come back and paint over it.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : So this is why you kept me outside all day? So that your friend Aburar could come and paint a present?
Cameron Tucker : Yeah, rather than getting you a gift off your registry like a normal person. I'm so stupid.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I love it!
Cameron Tucker : You do?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : It's just like you; full of color... and life... and love.
Cameron Tucker : Oh, I really did think you'd love it.
Jay Pritchett : What's going on up here?
[seeing the mural]
Jay Pritchett : What the...
Mitchell Pritchett : Okay, that was not my idea. I told Cam, I told him that's a lot to put on someone's wall.
Jay Pritchett : Hold on. I like it.
Cameron Tucker : Really? Oh...
Jay Pritchett : Thanks, Cam.
Mitchell Pritchett : You actually...
Jay Pritchett : Makes it easier to give up the room.