Modern Family (TV Series)

Mistery Date (2012)

Gina Garcia-Sharp: Cushion Stealer

Quotes 

• Cushion Stealer : Oh, that's a good idea.

  Claire Dunphy : Oh, yeah. The chairs are rocks. You can get a one-day cushion for $8, or a two-day for $12.

  Moderator : Alex Dunphy.

  Claire Dunphy : Last year, I got two 1-dayers; big mistake.

  Moderator : Who wrote the 95 thesis?

  Claire Dunphy : My daughter went on to win the whole thing, and all I could think was, "I just flushed $4 down the toilet."

  Alex Dunphy : John Calvin.

  Claire Dunphy : [buzzer]  Whoo! Alex! I guess I just didn't want to presume that we would be here for the two days. But still, what kind of message was I sending with the 1-dayer?

  Alex Dunphy : You "whoo"-ed me?

  Claire Dunphy : What are you doing here?

  Alex Dunphy : I'm out. I got the question wrong, which is embarrassing enough without you "whoo"-ing me.

  Claire Dunphy : Alex! Alex, come back here.

  [as she leaves, the woman she was talking to moves to take her seat cushion] 

  Claire Dunphy : [coming back for it]  Don't!