The Rewrite (2014)
Hugh Grant: Keith Michaels
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Quotes
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Keith Michaels : Dr. Lerner, you must have an opinion on this?
Dr. Lerner : Hah! I have a wife and four daughters; I have no opinions.
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Holly Carpenter : Hey! I'm driving you home.
Keith Michaels : Wow. This is a full service restaurant.
Holly Carpenter : Well, you had two glasses and you had two at the bar. And if you die I don't get to take your course and it's gonna screw up my whole schedule.
Keith Michaels : What about my car?
Holly Carpenter : It's a Hyundai. It'll be there in the morning.
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Jim : When I was younger, I thought having the perfect Shakespeare quote for every situation would make me beloved.
Keith Michaels : It's surprisingly unhelpful.
Jim : Yeah, it seems to really annoy people.
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Andrea Stein-Rosen : I don't think I go that deep. That's what everybody keeps telling me, anyways
Keith Michaels : Well, let's prove everybody wrong.
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Keith Michaels : Everyone loves Betty White.
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Clara Foss : Clara Foss, fellow writer, resident poet. Welcome aboard.
Keith Michaels : Well, that didn't rhyme at all. I doubt your credentials.
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Keith Michaels : The problem is with the daughter; she's sort of a paper-thin, you know? She's a good daughter, she's a good student, there's no flaws, nothing needs to be fixed.
Karen Gabney : So? The father needs to be fixed.
Keith Michaels : Which is what makes him an interesting character. And in reaction to that I think that maybe the daughter should be, uh...
[stammers]
Keith Michaels : libidinous, spoiled, sexually manipulative, you know, more like...
[stammers]
Keith Michaels : so many interesting characters.
Karen Gabney : Like me? You were going to say me.
Keith Michaels : Not at all.
Karen Gabney : You were looking right at me.
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Keith Michaels : Thanks for being so understanding tonight about Karen. It's not what it seems.
Holly Carpenter : Seems... like you're sleeping with her.
Keith Michaels : Then it is what it seems.
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Keith Michaels : Nice bag.
Professor Weldon : Please leave.
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Keith Michaels : [on phone] I'm in Binghamton. What trouble could I get into?
[sees Karen approaching]
Keith Michaels : Oh, hang on! I think I just discovered how the rhetorical question was invented.
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Keith Michaels : Character is everything. Fortunately, not in life, but in storytelling.
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Professor Weldon : Perhaps you'd like to kick mine.
Keith Michaels : No, don't be silly. I didn't mean literally. Besides, not much of a target there,
[laughs]
Keith Michaels : which I mean in a very nice way
[reaches out and touches Weldon's right butt-cheek]
Keith Michaels : .