Suits (TV Series)

The Arrangement (2013)

Rick Hoffman: Louis Litt

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• Donna Paulsen : Louis, what happened?

  Louis Litt : Oh. I'll tell you what happened. This stupid merger. It's bad enough my vote is worth a third of what it was last week. Now our uni-balls - gone.

  Donna Paulsen : Our... what?

  Louis Litt : Pens, Donna. The new quartermaster, Barbara L. Tottingham, will not buy us any more uni-balls. There's not one single uni-ball in this entire firm.

  Donna Paulsen : Please stop saying uni-ball.

  Louis Litt : No, I will not. Stuck with these stupid plastic things that keep breaking.

  Donna Paulsen : So buy your own pen.

  Louis Litt : [astounded]  But... Okay. There are two things in this firm that I hold very sacred - my uni-balls and my raspberry Bran bars, and if I have to go and buy 'em myself, well, then, this Barbara L. Tottingham has a message for me, loud and clear, and that's "Louis Litt, go screw yourself."

• Louis Litt : You know, when we were in the bullpen, Harvey was like... Superman, and then, one day, Hardman decided to just knock him down a peg - gave him this bullshit assignment, undoable workload, unwinnable case - and I took it as a chance to break down his walls and offer my help, and I just thought, this just might be the chance that we could become...

  Mike Ross : Friends.

  Louis Litt : Yeah. And he looked at me - "how dare I?"

  Mike Ross : I get it. He's alone. He always has been. He always will be.

  Louis Litt : Always *was.* Harvey is not Superman anymore. He's Batman, and Batman needs Robin.

• Louis Litt : You're Barbara L. Tottingham.

  Nigel Nesbitt : I hardly made it difficult to figure out.

  Louis Litt : Barbara L. Tottingham - B. L. T. - which is a sandwich.

  Nigel Nesbitt : And what does one put on a B. L. T. ?

  Louis Litt : Mayonnaise, invented by the French.

  Nigel Nesbitt : Which points directly to another French sandwich.

  Louis Litt : Of course, the monte cristo, as in the Count of Monte Cristo. How did I not see that? It was staring me right in the face.

  Nigel Nesbitt : Indeed it was. The count returned from the dead, as I am now returned from the banishment to which you sentenced me... as quartermaster.

  Louis Litt : I would ask you how you did it, but I know you wouldn't tell me, because I wouldn't tell you.

  Nigel Nesbitt : What I will tell you is that during my time in the wilderness...

  Louis Litt : It was three days.

  Nigel Nesbitt : And nights! I endeavored to discover what perquisites you value most in this firm - your beloved Bran bars. You're never going to have them.

  Louis Litt : I can buy them myself.

  Nigel Nesbitt : Even if you were willing to buy them yourself - which we both know you aren't - you'll never eat them on Pearson Darby grounds.