Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Magic Diet Candy (2013)

Jane Leeves: Joy Scroggs

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Owen : Boy, kids are a lot of work.

  Philipa : Owen, would you mind a bit of advice?

  Owen : [uncertainly]  Okay. Sure.

  Philipa : When he gets older and makes mistakes, don't be too hard on him. Children aren't perfect, but they don't need to know that you know that. The world will tell him he has flaws. Try to be the one that looks at him with the... kindest eyes. It's getting a bit chilly. I need a sweater. Can I get you anything, Joy?

  Joy Scroggs : No, mom. I think I got everything I need.

• Reverend Lare : You did drop a rather large bombshell.

  Philipa : Please! I lived through the blitz. Bombshells were dropping everywhere, people dying. Did anyone die today?

  Joy Scroggs : Not yet.

• Joy Scroggs : [about her mother]  What, so I'm just supposed to forgive her?

  Reverend Lare : We are pretty big on forgiveness here.

  Joy Scroggs : Well, can you recommend a church that's big on revenge? Because I want to go there.