We Are Family (III) (2012)

Anthony J. Caruso: Andy Pontillo

Quotes 

• Andy Pontillo : If you'll excuse me, I'm going to get my daughter, and when I get back in here, the only obnoxious thing in this room better be Joy Behar!

• Andy Pontillo : Ethel? Would you come here please?

  Ethel Wellington : Later! I'm watching these two fat chicks fighting over some buck-toothed hillbilly on Jerry Springer!

  Andy Pontillo : OK. I guess I'll just have to tell Hugh Jackman to put his shirt back on and go home...

  Ethel Wellington : I'll be right there!

• Diane Wellington : Would you mind keeping it down so we can concentrate on our French lesson, Andrew? Thank you.

  Andy Pontillo : French lesson? But The View is on.

  Diane Wellington : We lost our home in a fire yesterday and you are worried about The View.

  Andy Pontillo : God, you make The View sound so shallow.