- Mike Ross: Wow, yeah, that is a tattoo.
- Harold Gunderson: It's cool, right?
- Mike Ross: Yeah. A manatee. The slow, gentle cow of the sea.
- Harold Gunderson: Uh uh no, it's a shark actually.
- Mike Ross: [looks again] Totally. No, yes that is... That's a shark. That is a big, wide, fat shark.
- Louis Litt: [enters] You're fired.
- Harold Gunderson: Oh! You can't fire Mike!
- Louis Litt: *You." You moron. You can't even get your firing right.
- Harvey Specter: You're the guy that nobody wants but we can't get rid of.
- Louis Litt: But I'm a senior partner.
- Harvey Specter: So I can't make you leave, but as far as I'm concerned, you don't even work here anymore.
- Harvey Specter: [to Mike] Your job is to help me, not to screw me! If I tell you you did that, I don't wanna hear that you didn't. I should have fired you last week. You know what? I should fire you right now, but I cut you slack because your grandmother died. Well, you've used up the rope. You keep it up, I will fire you tomorrow!
- Louis Litt: What I want is for you to finish drafting the contracts and deliver them to Rachel Zane by 8:00 AM tomorrow morning, then wait for further instructions, politely seated with your hands crossed on your lap -- and if anything goes wrong, I swear to almighty God that you're gonna rue the day that you decided to become the embarrassment of a lawyer that you are. Louis Litt does not lose clients. Is that clear?
- Harold Gunderson: About the Carillo contracts or the fact that you don't lose clients?
- Louis Litt: Get out.
- Harvey Specter: It's not on the menu, but might I suggest the I-got-my-ass-kicked martini? It goes well with the second-tier-law-firm potato skins.
- Allison Holt: Those come with bacon?
- Harvey Specter: I don't know. Never had 'em.