Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)
The Seven Year B----... (2013)
Nick Jaine: Customer
Quotes
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June Colburn : Chloe... Uhm... Do you... work here at, at... Gloss Mobile?
Chloe : I'm sorry, you're going to have to take a number.
June Colburn : Uh... there's no one else around.
Chloe : Number, ma'am.
[June takes one]
Chloe : Nine!
[no response]
Chloe : Ten!
[no response]
Chloe : Ten?
[still nobody]
Chloe : Eleven!
June Colburn : I'm eleven.
Chloe : Hi, welcome to Gloss Mobile. How can I help you? Are you interested in an accessory for your device today?
June Colburn : Chloe... What are you doing here?
Chloe : I don't know! I came in to pay my bill and I got into customer service about rollover minutes, and the next thing I knew, I was working here.
June Colburn : Is it because... you need money... since you and James...?
Chloe : June, this has nothing to do with money! I have plenty of scams to generate money. I'm here because I love it!
Customer : Um, did you call ten?
Chloe : Twice. I've moved on to eleven. You're supposed to stay in the vicinity.
Customer : I was standing right over there. I didn't hear you call ten.
Chloe : Ironic that you'd be ten, 'cause you're clearly a two.
Customer : You're awfully confident for a grown woman with bangs.
Chloe : Let me guess why you're here. You dropped your phone in the toilet while caressing your hot dog and grapes.
Customer : Ew, those foods don't even go together.
[spitefully:]
Customer : I'm gonna switch carriers.
Chloe : Ha, good luck with that! Check your contract! We own your ass!
[the guy's gone]
Chloe : Ah, so satisfying.
June Colburn : Chloe, I think I know what's happening here. You were trading insults with customers because you miss doing that with James.
Chloe : No, I know it doesn't seem like me, but I think I've really found my niche. I'm learning that all in training! I love Glo-Mo. I signed up for ninety hours this week. I tried to sign up for more, but apparently that's all they're open. I mean, it's no wonder the Chinese are beating us. Twelve!