NOTE: This is the first review of this POS. How it had a rating of 5.1 with no reviews is a mystery.
I sat through this steaming pile and found it to be a complete joke as far as movies go. There is no plot, no acting talent, and no connection from scene to scene. It just watches like someone threw a pile of film footage into a meat grinder and the grinder spliced them together miraculously into an incoherent 89 minutes of blood and boobage. On top of that, I couldn't tell from scene to scene whether I was watching the same characters, or multiple characters who just happened to conveniently look the same. I HAD to check the "No" box concerning this review containing spoilers. Even if I wanted to spoil the film, I wouldn't know where to start.
Advice to directors Charles Band and Ted Nicolaou: Don't give up your day jobs, unless those jobs happen to be impersonating film directors.
In short, if you are considering watching this movie, drop the remote and run for the nearest exit.
I sat through this steaming pile and found it to be a complete joke as far as movies go. There is no plot, no acting talent, and no connection from scene to scene. It just watches like someone threw a pile of film footage into a meat grinder and the grinder spliced them together miraculously into an incoherent 89 minutes of blood and boobage. On top of that, I couldn't tell from scene to scene whether I was watching the same characters, or multiple characters who just happened to conveniently look the same. I HAD to check the "No" box concerning this review containing spoilers. Even if I wanted to spoil the film, I wouldn't know where to start.
Advice to directors Charles Band and Ted Nicolaou: Don't give up your day jobs, unless those jobs happen to be impersonating film directors.
In short, if you are considering watching this movie, drop the remote and run for the nearest exit.
