Modern Family (TV Series)

Bad Hair Day (2013)

Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett

Quotes 

• Manny Delgado : [Lying on the floor]  My life is a musicless grayscape.

  Jay Pritchett : I guess this is more than shopping can fix.

  Manny Delgado : [Gets up]  Worth a shot.

• Jay Pritchett : Frazier had Ali, we have Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets. It's a stupid name, but they're great bowlers.