The Simpsons (TV Series)

Gorgeous Grampa (2013)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Rich Texan, Sideshow Mel

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Quotes 

• Grampa Simpson : [as Gorgeous Godfrey]  You are the luckiest people in the world: you get to look at me!

• Homer Simpson : Why are you reading on such a beautiful day when there's TV to watch.

  Lisa Simpson : Well, it is the golden age of well-written, well-acted television.

  Homer Simpson : Pfft! Writing is for bathroom walls and acting is for getting out of speeding tickets. Television was created to watch white trash men do made-up jobs.

• Homer Simpson : [Marge is crying]  Marge, what's wrong?

  Marge Simpson : I so wanted your father to be gay.

  Grampa Simpson : On VE Day I kissed a man by mistake.

  Marge Simpson : Thank you.

• Homer Simpson : My father was not gay! He was just a man whose wife left him because he didn't show her love or attention.

  [Beat] 

  Homer Simpson : Oh, my gay dad is gay for gays!

• Homer Simpson : Should I really let the men who ruined my past and present hang out with the kid who's going to ruin my future?

  Bart Simpson : I'll bring you home my dessert.

  Homer Simpson : Text me the choices.

• Homer Simpson : Spill the beans, old man! Word beans!