Modern Family (TV Series)
Career Day (2013)
Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy
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Quotes
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Phil Dunphy : Claire, before you say no...
Claire Dunphy : No.
Phil Dunphy : But you haven't seen it yet.
Claire Dunphy : I'm sticking with no.
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Phil Dunphy : Luke, you clean the bathroom.
Luke Dunphy : How come I have to do the bathroom?
Alex Dunphy : Because you always mess it up?
Haley Dunphy : Yeah. Why can't you pee straight?
Luke Dunphy : Hey, I'm doing a great job from that far back.
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Phil Dunphy : Say, you're home early.
Claire Dunphy : I quit. That man was a pig. He treated me like a servant. Had no respect for me at all.
Phil Dunphy : Honey, I'm so sorry.
[They hug]
Phil Dunphy : You deserve so much better than that.
Claire Dunphy : Thank you.
Phil Dunphy : So, what's for dinner?
[Claire walks away insulted]
Phil Dunphy : You may have heard wrong. I said "What's for dinner?"
Claire Dunphy : I heard it!
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Phil Dunphy : History is full of great rivalries. Athens versus Sparta. Harding versus Kerrigan. Gil Thorpe versus Phil Dunphy. He's the Tonya to my Nancy.
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Phil Dunphy : I'm using my veto.
Claire Dunphy : Veto? You don't get a veto.
Phil Dunphy : You veto me all the time.
Claire Dunphy : That's because you're ideas are dumb.
Phil Dunphy : Name one!
Phil Dunphy : [to camera] That went on for a while.
Claire Dunphy : And let's not forget shower snacks.
Phil Dunphy : I can't be the only one who gets hungry in there!
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Phil Dunphy : Gil Pickles. Genius! Much better than my Phil-low Cases.
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Phil Dunphy : We'll just have to tell her she can't work for this guy. He's Gil-ty of being a Thorpe on my side.
Luke Dunphy : You're trying too hard.
Phil Dunphy : I know.
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Phil Dunphy : I retract my veto.
Claire Dunphy : You never had a veto.
Phil Dunphy : Yes, I did.
Claire Dunphy : No, you didn't, and here's why.
Phil Dunphy : [to camera] And that went on for a while.
Claire Dunphy : And finally, we would be having this conversation in a yurt.
Phil Dunphy : It's the perfect structure!