- Simon Richards: Sorry, Simon Richards... I'm the head of the world wildlife forum.
- John Garber: John Garber, I peaked in the twelfth grade.
- John Garber: Hey, your highness, your chariot awaits.
- Eve: My chariot needs a makeover.
- John Garber: Well, don't be like that now.
- Linsday: [shoves Bradik] Still waiting for your balls to drop huh little man.
- Bradik: Listen, tit queen, you might be the top with red back there, but in our relationship, I do the fucking.
- Linsday: [turns to bradic all furious] Give me a reason to fucking kill you, just fucking give it to me.
- Bradik: Why don't you go fist yourself?
- Linsday: Stay away from Rachel.
- Bradik: Oh I just want to watch.