- James 'Big Jim' Rennie: You're using our stuff; you're high as a kite!
- Reverend Lester Coggins: So what? It's judgment day, Jim. I might as well be feelin' the Rapture.
- Julia Shumway: [Yelling at soldiers on the other side of the dome] Look at me, damn it! Anyone?
- Dale 'Barbie' Barbara: I wouldn't even bother. I mean, you could strip naked in front of these guys, they're still not gonna pay attention.
- Julia Shumway: I tried that an hour ago. They didn't even blink.
- Joe McAlister: [about the soldiers outside the dome] They're doing tests. Must be checking to see if water can come through.
- Ben Drake: Doesn't look good. We're screwed.
- Joe McAlister: Wait.
- [Touches the dome's surface. Some moisture has gotten through]
- Joe McAlister: It's like a sieve.
- Ben Drake: What the hell's a sieve?
- Joe McAlister: A strainer, douche. Like-like for pasta?
- Ben Drake: So it does let water through?
- Joe McAlister: Yeah, just a little.
- Ben Drake: Maybe we can get through. Aren't we, like, 70% water?
- Joe McAlister: Yeah, it's the other 30% that's the problem, genius.
- Angie McAlister: What the hell do you want from me?
- Junior Rennie: Look, I just want you to go back to being the Angie I knew before yesterday. We were doing great, and then this thing comes down and you you tell me to take a hike. I think it scrambled your brain.
- Angie McAlister: One of us has a scrambled brain, all right.
- Ben Drake: What if we're trapped in here forever? I'll never get to make out with Mila Kunis.
- Joe McAlister: I don't think this thing is the only thing keeping that from happening.
- Ben Drake: Just think about it. We could have met every girl we're ever gonna meet.
- Joe McAlister: That is so depressing.