- Walden Schmidt: [Walden coming down the stairs in the morning after a wild party left his house a big mess] Wow, It's like Charlie Sheen's house.
- Herb: [examining Walden after a yoga accident involving his groin area] Well, good news. Everything looks completely normal. And, speaking as a medical professional, your "junk" is extraordinary.
- Walden Schmidt: [tentatively] Thank you.
- Herb: I didn't know whether to examine it, or feed it a peanut.