Kevin Smith: Silent Bob, Self
Quotes
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Bluntgirl : Hey, baby! Ever have your fat asshole licked by a thin woman wearing a unitard? Whoo-whoo!
Silent Bob : Yep... when Ben Affleck played Daredevil. Snootchie bootchies!
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Silent Bob : Screenwriting, Kevin Smith popping in to remind you that ain't me talking stupid shit. That's the character Jay spouting his own dopey, unenlightened views. That doesn't represent how I feel about lesbians at all. In fact, if anything, I identify with lesbians. I too LOVE the pussy, and like a lesbian, I have no dick to speak of. So, in short, I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it. And now, back to the Great Space Coaster.
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Silent Bob : Hey, remember, kids. Mutant turtles are from earth, not from outer space... MICHAEL BAY...
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[breaking the fourth wall]
Kevin Smith : Remember, kids: mutant turtles come from the sewers, not outer space... Michael Bay.
