Jay
:
Man, how the fuck do they expect a pair of hapless motherfuckers like us to make a living in this new enlightened world? The salad days are over for low-level suburban weed whackers like us, Lunchbox.
Jay
:
Bow to your masters, dirty criminal scum! Bow to your masters!
Jay
:
That shit never happened in Star Wars! Though, it sure as fuck would've made Phantom Menace more interesting. Snoogans.
[Silent Bob nods]
Jay
:
Yo, man let's Tweet that! #hitJarJarwithacarcar