The Middle (TV Series)

The Graduation (2013)

Eden Sher: Sue Heck

Quotes 

• Mike Heck : Sue, listen to me. You have screwed up this driving test so many ways; I can't think of another mistake you could possibly make.

  Sue Heck : Aw, thanks for the pep talk, Dad.

• BMV Examiner : Oh God! Mattress!

  Sue Heck : It's okay, I can still see.

  BMV Examiner : For the love of God, pull over. I have children!

  Sue Heck : No! I only have two blocks left

  [bang] 

  Sue Heck : [rattling sound]  Pothole! Not a problem!

• Sue Heck : Did I mention that the examiner said it was the single greatest piece of driving he's ever seen?

  Frankie Heck : I'm sure you did great, honey.

  Sue Heck : Yeah.

  Mike Heck : She did do great. Sue, you're an excellent driver.

  Sue Heck : Can I drive the family to Graduation?

  Mike Heck : Absolutely not.

• Sue Heck : You know, I've tried and tried with you guys all year. You guys have no bus spirit. And you know what? I am a jolly good fellow. You guys aren't. You are bad fellows.

  [boy raises hand] 

  Sue Heck : Yes, Brian?

  Brian Morrison : I think I speak for all of us when I say please, pass that test.