- Angela Rizzoli: [to Jane] You broke more bones that your brothers combined. How do you do this to yourself?
- Jane Rizzoli: It's not broken!
- Jane Rizzoli: [Out running, apparently has an ankle problem] Ow, ow, ow, ow!
- Maura Isles: Okay, why won't you just let me call for help?
- Jane Rizzoli: Because you will call 911, and they will send a fire engine and a surgical team for a sprained ankle. Just... just help me up.
- Maura Isles: Okay.
- Jane Rizzoli: [Gets up with the Maura's help] Okay, okay, okay, thank you
- [screams in pain when she tries to stand on her foot]
- Jane Rizzoli: . No, no, no
- [and sits down on a car hub]
- Jane Rizzoli: . Okay, that's better.
- Maura Isles: Give me your keys, and let me drive you to the hospital.
- Jane Rizzoli: No, Maura, I'm fine.
- Maura Isles: "Fine" is an adverb. It means "pleasing" or "very well". So, you're very well?
- Jane Rizzoli: Yeah
- [Maura starts poking Jane's ankle]
- Jane Rizzoli: . OW! Stop it!
- Maura Isles: I just want to examine it.
- Jane Rizzoli: Do Not Touch My Ankle!
- Maura Isles: You let me look at it, or I speed dial 911.
- Jane Rizzoli: I hate you.
- Maura Isles: You don't hate me; you hate being vulnerable. Does this hurt?
- Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, ow!
- Maura Isles: Okay, what about this?
- Jane Rizzoli: Just please stop touching it!
- Maura Isles: I suspect you have a partial tear in your anterior talofibular ligament.
- Jane Rizzoli: Otherwise known as a sprained ankle.
- Maura Isles: You have to go see a doctor.
- Jane Rizzoli: I just did. Bill my insurance.
- Maura Isles: No break in the fibula or tibia.
- Jane Rizzoli: So, I'm fine.
- Maura Isles: [Seeing Suzie walk in] Oh look! Senior criminalist Chang went to the store and bought you a new shoe.
- Susie Chang: Size 9, right?
- Jane Rizzoli: No! No way!
- Maura Isles: Yes! Yes way! Suzie, can you please hold down detective Rizzoi, so I can put the protective boot on her?
- Susie Chang: [very reluctant] Eh, Oh... Okay.
- Jane Rizzoli: Give me that! I will do it myself.
- [Grabs the shoe and starts putting it on]
- Jane Rizzoli: No! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
- Maura Isles: All right, distract yourself.
- Jane Rizzoli: Okay. Um, you think the army reads all the email that I send Casey?
- Maura Isles: Well, of course. The defensive advance research project agency has algorithms that analyze everything.
- Jane Rizzoli: Well, that's just wrong.
- Maura Isles: Why? What kind of emails are you writing?
- Jane Rizzoli: Mushy stuff.
- Maura Isles: Well, I think the government is looking for traitors and terrorists, not to make fun of you or your mushy emails to your boyfriend.
- Jane Rizzoli: He's not my boyfriend; he's my long distance lover.
- Maura Isles: Six thousand five hundred miles, that's... that's a lot of distance.
- Vince Korsak: Uh oh! What did you do?
- Jane Rizzoli: What? I thought it looked cool. Maura said a big boot is the new black.
- Maura Isles: Well, I think she tore her ligament.
- Jane Rizzoli: Stop saying that!
- Vince Korsak: How did you do it?
- Jane Rizzoli: Wrestling bulls
- [Korsak does not buy this]
- Jane Rizzoli: . No, I was chasing a bad guy
- [Korsak still doesn't believe it]
- Jane Rizzoli: . I tripped while jogging.
- Vince Korsak: I'll tell anybody who asks you were sword fighting.