The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Bon Voyage Reaction (2013)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Penny : Well, here we are.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yep. Really going to miss you.
Penny : Going to miss you too.
Sheldon Cooper : Penny, we're in the red zone. The white zone is for loading and unloading. We're breaking the law.
Penny : Yeah, there's no space in the white zone, so...
Leonard Hofstadter : Anyway. We can email and I, I think the phone connections are pretty good.
Sheldon Cooper : [quickly] All right, you have to get out of the car right now. I'm not going to jail for you.
Sheldon Cooper : Would you just relax?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, I see a space in the white zone. Quick, circle the airport!
Penny : Did you bring enough inhalers?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah.
Penny : And extra Dramamine? You remember what happened on "It's a Small World."
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I'm covered.
Penny : OK.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, dear Lord, a police officer's glancing in our direction. We've been made.
Leonard Hofstadter : Calm down, I'm getting out. Something I want to give you.
Penny : Oh, Leonard.
Sheldon Cooper : [very quickly] It's just a heart shaped locket with a picture of Leonard's face in it he got at the mall on clearance. Now move, move, move.
Penny : I love you.
Leonard Hofstadter : I love you too.
[They kiss and embrace]
Leonard Hofstadter : Don't worry officer. They just love each other. We're not smuggling drugs.
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Sheldon Cooper : For the record, it did not kill me when you went to space. Monkeys went to space.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Look, I appreciate your signature blend of concern for me and incredible selfishness. If I get the chance to do this, there is nothing you can say that's going to stop me.
Sheldon Cooper : Very well.
[long pause]
Sheldon Cooper : Things between you and Penny have never been better. I hope four months apart doesn't change anything.
[Leonard stops the car and stares at him]
Sheldon Cooper : I should have opened with that, huh?
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Sheldon Cooper : If Hawking's theories are correct, all he'd prove is where the universe came from, why everything exists and what its ultimate end will be. Me, I'm interested in the big questions.
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[first lines]
Raj Koothrappali : So anyway, last night on video-chat I spent like twenty minutes just staring into Lucy's eyes.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sounds romantic.
Raj Koothrappali : It was until I realized the screen had frozen. Still one of my top three dates of all time.
Leonard Hofstadter : Are we ever going to hang out with this girl?
Raj Koothrappali : I'd love that, but she's not really comfortable around people.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, I used to be uncomfortable around people, but then I learned a trick; I pretend everyone I meet is a beloved character from Star Trek.
Leonard Hofstadter : How's that working for you?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, like a charm, Unnamed Crewman in a Red Shirt.
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Penny : Oh, my God. Sheldon the genius is actually jealous of Leonard.
Sheldon Cooper : I am not jealous. I'm just upset that good things are happening for him and are not happening to me.
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Howard Wolowitz : It must have been tough for you saying that about Leonard.
Sheldon Cooper : It was.
Howard Wolowitz : It must have killed you when I went to space.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm not afraid to be alone. On land. On the sea, it would be terrifying. Because of all the drowning.