- Alfred Pennyworth: It took you five moves to subdue me. It should only have taken you three. Your reaction to me at the foot of your bed was sloppy at best. If I hadn't purposely...
- Bruce Wayne: Do we need to do this now?
- Bruce Wayne: Your job is to protect Bruce Wayne, not Batman.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Are they not the same?
- Bruce Wayne: No!
- Bruce Wayne: What's this?
- Alfred Pennyworth: It appears to have occurred last night. Perhaps if you hadn't slept most of the day. Then again, bats are nocturnal creatures.
- Lazlo Valentin: Poor Simon Stagg, sure likes to brag. And covet his millions all day. But he's not the last with stolen keys to the past, who learn in the jungle...
- Mister Toad: Everyone pays.
- Mister Toad: Boss! It's the Bat Guy!
- Lazlo Valentin: It's BatMAN, Toad. Remember, respect our enemies.
- Lazlo Valentin: I say, this isn't Bruce Wayne. I believe you've sacked the butler.
- Mister Toad: I was sure that was Wayne.
- Lazlo Valentin: I told you to get your eyes checked! Retinal deterioration is the number one cause of blindness in amphibians!
- Tatsu Yamashiro: So why are you snooping around this Stagg guy's financials? I thought you were retired.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Being retired and being out of the game are two very different things, my dear. But I don't need to tell you that.