The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)

A Bit Like Buses Really (2013)

Emmett Skilton: Axl Johnson

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• Zeb : Dude, I'm telling you, he knows where she is. I saw it in his eyes, when he looked at that photo of her as a little girl, that he knew exactly where to find her. It was all the clues he needed. He's going after her, man. He's making his move.

  Axl Johnson : So what if he finds her first? What's he gonna do then, eh? Hold her hostage? Kill her?

  Zeb : With your family, I wouldn't rule out anything.

  Axl Johnson : I am Odin, he isn't! She's mine, not his! End of story.

  Zeb : Strictly speaking, I thought neither of you were Odin. My understanding of the prophesy was that when you found Frigg, you would become Odin.

  Axl Johnson : No, all the signs said I was Odin and I would get my powers when I found Frigg.

  Zeb : Okay, bit of a fine line right there.

  Axl Johnson : No, it isn't! I am Odin, he's not! Big fat line right down the middle, Zeb... and I will find her, today, guaranteed.

• Axl Johnson : I need to know we are all on the same page about this.

  Anders Johnson : Is this the page where Mike has spun out and finally disappeared up his own arse, where he's quite enjoying the view?

  Axl Johnson : Yes.

  Anders Johnson : I'm on that page, yes.

• Anders Johnson : Don't treat me like I'm retarded.

  Axl Johnson : No, I'm treating you like someone who is easily distracted.

  Anders Johnson : That's just as bad. I mean, it's possibly worse. It's like saying I'm ADH... HD... HD.

  Axl Johnson : No, except for the tiny part of you that lives in your pants.

  Anders Johnson : Hey, the use of the word "tiny" right there, that's just cruel. If it comes down to a vote for who's the real Odin, I'll remember that.

  Axl Johnson : Just go.

  Anders Johnson : Yes, new Dad.