- Husk: [in the middle of the battle] These fucking angels won't stop coming!
- Angel Dust: [in the background thrusting his hips back and forth] HA!
- Husk: OK, I walked right into that one!
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Adam has been slammed into the ground and is being beaten up by Lucifer] You come at me and my daughter, don't forget... you're in MY house, bitch!
- Adam: Risking your immortal life for sinners? That's some crazy shit, even for Lucifer's brat!
- Charlie Morningstar: These sinners are my family!
- Adam: [Mockingly] "These sinners are my family"! Do you even hear yourself! You should've stayed in your place, girlie-...
- [Charlie stabs him in the arm with her pitchfork, before swinging him around to throw him across the roof]
- Charlie Morningstar: That's Princess of Hell to you, pig!
- Angel Dust: [about Sir Pentious] You know, you could totally tap that.
- Cherri Bomb: Tss, don't be gross.
- Angel Dust: Cuz, you know, I hear he's got two dicks.
- Cherri Bomb: [looks interested] Huh.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [to Adam] See, you messed with my daughter, and now I'm going to fuck you!
- [blank, confused stares from all]
- Valentino: Well this just got interesting.
- Charlie Morningstar: [whispering] It's "fuck you *up,*" dad.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Wait, what did I say?
- [Adam attacks him]
- Lucifer Morningstar: So, this is what you've been up to since Eden? I gotta say you've really let yourself go man.
- Adam: Really? YOU judging ME? You're the most hated being in all of creation!
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer. Or the second, bow-chicka-wow-wow.
- Husk: Last day of afterlife, and you're not off snorting a line off some hunk's abs?
- Angel Dust: Ehh, you fucked one cannibal pool boy, you fucked 'em all.
- Adam: [to other angels] Anyway, whoever brings me Vaggie's head gets... uh... I dunno, a million Heaven bucks. How about that, huh?
- Sir Pentious: Ladies! There are more coming up on your right, Get ready for them, Vagatha!
- Vaggie: Not my name! But got it.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [singing] The stage is wrecked. The crowd is gone. But by God ,Charlie, the show it must go on.
- Lute: [Nifty has just stabbed Adam.] NO!
- [She rushes to Adam's still form and turns him over face up.]
- Lute: Sir? Sir! Stay with me, sir!
- [Adam gives a weak smile before he dies. Lute is devastated.]
- Lute: ADAM!
- Charlie Morningstar: [She's in her demon form, glaring at Lute from behind.] It's over.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [He's in his demon form, glaring at Lute.] Take your little friends...
- [He roars.]
- Lucifer Morningstar: AND GO HOME!
- [He softens.]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Please?
- Lute: [She reluctantly agrees, while angry.] Retreat! All exorcists fall back.
- [She leaves with the angels back to Heaven.]