- Betty Harkness: Can't you hammer quietly? How do you expect me to relax?
- Kelly: Sorry, your highness. Next time I'll bring a rubber hammer.
- The Thing: If there's one thing noisier than Rock 'n Roll, it's rolling rocks. And I've gotta stop the music.
- Miss Twilly: Oh, eh, hasn't this hike been educational, girls? I can hardly wait to see your sassy shorts. Oh, no, class reports.
- [chuckles]
- The Thing: [after scaring off a bear with a lullaby] Maybe my singing ain't terrific, but it ain't unbearable.
- [laughs]
- Miss Twilly: Our first contestant will be that rat, Ronald, eh, no, eh, eh, eh, Ronald Radford.
- Kelly: She was right the first time.