Easter Bloody Easter (2024)

Zuri Starks: Megan

Quotes 

• Jeanie Cooper : Where's my husband, rabbit?

  Megan : I ain't no rabbit!

  Carol : Prove it, bunny bitch!

  Megan : We hunt the same game. Now put those scissors down, Jeanie, before I alter your ass like a loose patching gown.

  Jeanie Cooper : Megan Jennings?

  Megan : In the flesh.

  Jeanie Cooper : I thought you moved to Wyoming.

  Carol : I also heard you're vegan now. And you know what else is vegan? Rabbits!

  Megan : I came back to kill that motherfucker. But if y'all wanna stand in my way, go right ahead. I ain't got no problem starting with the both of you.

  Carol : Oh, Miss Teen Walburg over here talking shit.

• Megan : Come with me if you cottontails wanna live.

  Carol : Uh-huh. Whatever you say.

  Jeanie Cooper : Yeah, okay.

• Carol : You sure have a lot of weaponry for a pageant queen.

  Megan : I'm not that girl anymore. I'm the warrior who's gonna help save this piece of shit town.

• Megan : You're gonna have to do better than that, you furry fucker!