Sam & Cat (TV Series)
#SecretSafe (2013)
Jennette McCurdy: Sam Puckett
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Quotes
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Sam Puckett : [to Dice] We're cool, but we can't just let you run off into the night.
Cat Valentine : Especially not to hang out with college boys and play fat poker.
Sam Puckett : Nobody's fat!
Cat Valentine : Nobody? Then why do they make huge pants?
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Sam Puckett : [to Cat] Now what are you doing?
Cat Valentine : I'm making a project for school. It's a video called; "Hey, Future Me! 'Sup?"
Sam Puckett : You're making a video called "Hey, Future Me"?
Cat Valentine : Don't forget the 'sup.
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Sam Puckett : Ugh, I hate puzzles.
Cat Valentine : We truly are polar opposites.
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Sam Puckett : Oh, hey, Dice. I really need you to help me get something.
Cat Valentine : No dynamite!
Sam Puckett : Did I say dynamite?
Dice : Whatcha need?
Sam Puckett : Uh, these things called... boom-boom sticks?
Cat Valentine : That is secret code for dynamite!
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Dice : [after Sam throws one of her shoes at the door] How'd you get your shoe off that fast?
Cat Valentine : They don't call her "Fast Shoe-Off Sam" for nothing.
Sam Puckett : No one calls me that.
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Sam Puckett : [to Cat] Got any more great ideas?
Cat Valentine : Yeah, I have one.
Sam Puckett : Oh, God.
Cat Valentine : You like Sloppy Joes?
Sam Puckett : Everyone likes Sloppy Joes.
Cat Valentine : Exactly, but what if, instead of buns, we made 'em with waffles? We could call 'em "Sloppy Waffles."
Sam Puckett : When did you think of that?
Cat Valentine : A few months ago.
Sam Puckett : Why did you wait to tell me?
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Sam Puckett : The one time. The one time I don't have my phone in my pocket and we get trapped in a tiny room.
Cat Valentine : You know what they say: "No phone. Tiny room."
Sam Puckett : Who says that?
Cat Valentine : We read it on that sign.
Sam Puckett : What sign?
Cat Valentine : At that restaurant in the girls' bathroom, remember?
Sam Puckett : That sign said "employees must wash hands."
Cat Valentine : I don't think those employees washed their hands.
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Dice : You guys know my crazy Aunt Ferjeen?
Cat Valentine : Night gas?
Dice : Yeah.
Sam Puckett : What about her?
Dice : Well, she dropped my mom's laptop in the toilet and my mom's birthday is coming up so, you know, I wanted to buy her a new one, but I don't have enough money. And sometimes, when I need money, I dance. I dance for money, wearing red tights.
Cat Valentine : Why did you say you were going to a poker game?
Dice : Because dancing for little kids' parties... it's kind of embarrassing.
Sam Puckett : Aw, no, Dice. It's insanely embarrassing.
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Sam Puckett : Dice-man. You don't have to put on the red tights.
Cat Valentine : Those days are over.
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Dice : [to Sam and Cat] So you're not mad at me anymore?
Sam Puckett : Oh, yeah, we are.
Cat Valentine : We're out-ragged.
Dice : You mean outraged?
Sam Puckett , Cat Valentine : Shut up!
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Cat Valentine : What?
Sam Puckett : Murder Dice.
Cat Valentine : And?
Sam Puckett : Eat sloppy waffles.
[Cat gasps]
Cat Valentine : That's my thing.