Roscoe Orman: Gordon

Quotes 

• Gordon : AHEM! I have in my hand, A Letter D. A lowercase Letter D. Now maybe it's not a big D, or a fancy D. But with my letter D, I Can words likes Dry,

  [Thunder sounds] 

  Gordon : , or Damp,

  [It started to rain] 

  Gordon : , or DOWNPOUR, or Drench. YES! I HAVE IN MY HAND THE LETTER D! BUT WHAT I REALLY NEED, IS AN UMBRELLA!