Suits (TV Series)

Unfinished Business (2013)

Rick Hoffman: Louis Litt

Quotes 

• Louis Litt : Bran bars are forbidden to first years.

  Mike Ross : Since when?

  Louis Litt : Since two seconds ago, order of the quartermaster, who is no longer speaking with you. Rachel. Can you please instruct the associate to your right to pass the nondairy creamer?

  Mike Ross : Louis, as I have been trying to tell you in person, and in the note I left, and in your voice mail, I'm sorry.

  Louis Litt : [ignores him]  Do you know what nondairy creamer is, Rachel?

  Rachel Zane : Uh...

  Louis Litt : It's a metaphor. The first sip, you think it's real, you know? After all, it wants you to believe that it's genuine and it's good and it's gonna deliver on its promise, but then, with time, you realize that it's just a concoction of chemicals that's designed to disguise the truth that it's actually full of shit.

  Rachel Zane : Then why are you drinking it?

  Louis Litt : I'm lactose intolerant.

• Harvey Specter : Louis, have you given any thought to a rebound associate?

  Louis Litt : Harvey, come on, you know I'm not that kind of guy.

  Harvey Specter : Come on, you have him file a few interrogatories, maybe pick up your dry cleaning, and then you cut him loose.

  Louis Litt : With no strings attached?

  Harvey Specter : Better men than you have done it.

  Louis Litt : No.

  Harvey Specter : Yep.

  Louis Litt : Who, Baird?

  Harvey Specter : A week-long fling I ended six days too late.

  Louis Litt : Yeah, but Harvey, I don't just want a superficial relationship, you know? I want a true mentee, someone I can take to the gun club or mudding or to the origami festival.

  Harvey Specter : Louis, you're gonna find the right one.

  [leaves] 

  Harvey Specter : Origami festival? Oh, my God.