Suits (TV Series)
The Other Time (2013)
Sarah Rafferty: Donna Paulsen
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Quotes
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Donna Paulsen : You've had too much coffee.
Harvey Specter : What are you talking about?
Donna Paulsen : After two cups, your signature slants. After three, it scrawls. And after four, it's chicken scratch. They're not gonna accept these.
Harvey Specter : You're crazy.
Donna Paulsen : How many cups have you had today?
Harvey Specter : [pause] Five. How'd you do that?
Donna Paulsen : It's what I do. I read, I analyze, I fix.
Harvey Specter : Bullshit.
Donna Paulsen : You're wearing a blue shirt, which means you won big in poker last night; you missed a spot shaving, which means you had less than five hours of sleep; and, your left wrist, which you claim you sprained playing basketball, still hasn't healed because your loud tie's hanging ever so slightly to the left - loud, by the way, because you won big in poker last night.
Harvey Specter : For your information, I didn't lose sleep just because of poker.
Donna Paulsen : Yeah, you did. Melanie's not in the picture anymore.
Harvey Specter : You knew about Melanie?
Donna Paulsen : And Charlotte. And Nadia.
Harvey Specter : Okay, I don't want you working for me anymore.
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Donna Paulsen : If you want somebody to just sit at her desk, answer your phones and pick up your dry cleaning, then put out a want ad, because that's not me. I'm gonna tell you what I think - and what I think is, if you do this, you're gonna keep doing it.
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Harvey Specter : So, you going to come out and say it?
Donna Paulsen : Say what?
Harvey Specter : All those observations. You're into me.
Donna Paulsen : I'm not into you. I'm Donna.
Harvey Specter : What's that supposed to mean?
Donna Paulsen : It means I could do the same thing with Bertha that I did with you.
Donna Paulsen : All that means is that you're into Bertha, too.
Donna Paulsen : Hm. What if I am?
Harvey Specter : We can have a threesome.
Donna Paulsen : Trust me. If you were ever lucky enough to have me, you wouldn't want to share.
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Donna Paulsen : You look happy.
Louis Litt : Do I?
Donna Paulsen : Why?
Louis Litt : Um, I don't know, Donna, it's hard to explain. All right, I'll tell you. Mikado finally slept in my bed last night, and when I woke up this morning, it felt like the whole world was hugging me. I lost nine ounces, my teeth whiteners are working, I found five new hairs on the top of my head, and to top it all off, I just found out that Esther broke her foot in three places.
Donna Paulsen : Your sister?
Louis Litt : Yeah, crutches for seven months. Serves her right. Dad's favorite.
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Donna Paulsen : Harvey, this isn't just winning a case. This is head litigator. Scotch isn't good enough. We need, like, a ritual or something.
Harvey Specter : What'd you have in mind?
Donna Paulsen : I don't know.
Harvey Specter : I have an idea.
Donna Paulsen : I'm listening.
Harvey Specter : It's not something a gentleman should say out loud.
Donna Paulsen : Oh, well, then I'm willing to pretend that you're a gentleman.
[Harvey writes something out on a notepad]
Donna Paulsen : Okay, you are definitely not a gentleman. What would we even do it with?
Harvey Specter : Whipped cream.