It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award (2013)

Jean St. James: Customer

Quotes 

• Mac : Hi, I'm Mac. Welcome to Paddy's Pub. I like to recommend to our first timers our signature cocktail, Caribbean Paradise. Some people say it's better than busting a nut.

  Customer : Excuse me?

  Mac : Busting a nut. It's like, uh, you know, blowing your load.

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh...

  Mac : He said it was a funny joke.

  Dennis Reynolds : Well, no... hold on.

  Mac : Yeah, it's like coming all over you. It's light, it's playful.

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, well, no, I think what my friend is trying to refer to is an orgasm, which is light and playful, but he overstepped himself and got a little bit too specific.

  Mac : Sorry, we jizz in the drink and that's what makes it light.

  Dennis Reynolds : No, no, nobody's jizzing on anything.

  Mac : Well, where do I jizz?

  Dennis Reynolds : You don't jizz.

  Mac : How can, how can I orgasm if I don't jizz?

  Dennis Reynolds : No, ma'am, I think what...

  Mac : Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.

  Dennis Reynolds : Ma'am, what would you like to drink? And we won't jizz on anything.

  Dee Reynolds : Not like Mac's ever had an orgasm.

  Dennis Reynolds : Holy shit, you're late.