Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier (2013)

Prince Achmed : It is I that will be doing the fucking today!

Tall Soldier : That's right, bring Achmed his tiger and nobody gets hurt.
Captain : This is all yer fault, Ja'far.

[recurring line]
Prince Achmed : I did not fuck a tiger! One was set upon me! That darn cat tore right through the seat of my pants and grabbed a hold of my woody.

Sensitive Soldier , Small Soldier , Tall Soldier : Tiger fucker, tiger fucker!

Prince Achmed : No, no, no, my Woody! Look!

[pulls out a Woody doll]

Prince Achmed : His arm is all fucked up. And now... now he can't come with me to cowboy camp!
Captain : Some fool atop an elephant is leading a parade throughout the marketplace.

Ja'far : A parade? With no permits, no clearing of the streets? What of the apple carts?

Captain : They're all turned over!
Ja'far : [reading] By royal decree of the Sultan and his executive branch, the entire 2D department is to be disbanded. All 150 of its members are to be sacked.

Captain : Mm-hm. We put them in burlap sacks and beat them until they were dead.

Ja'far : But those were men and women of talent and quality! All those masters of craftsmen just thrown right out the window!

Captain : [nodding] Out of the highest window of the western tower.
Princess : He's a victim of circumstance!

Captain : Victim? Tell that to Baful's twin brother, Abdul. He was the victim!

Princess : Well... unlike Aladdin, he probably had a family who loved him!

Captain : Yes.

Ensemble : [Baful crying] Exactly.

Jim Povolo: Captain, Ensemble