- Cat Valentine: It's on, Puckell.
- Sam Puckett: My last name is Puckett.
- Cat Valentine: I thought it was Puckell?
- Sam Puckett: No.
- Cat Valentine: But I've been saying Puckell for weeks now!
- Sam Puckett: And I keep tellin' ya it's Puckett.
- Cat Valentine: Why do I keep thinking it's Puckell?
- Sam Puckett: ...No one knows.
- Cat Valentine: [waking up] Wha... what? What the...? Was there an earthquake?
- Sam Puckett: Yup, big one. I think it was an eight point-shut up and let me sleep.
- Sam Puckett: [to Cat] Hey, how come you get this whole big bedroom, anyway?
- Cat Valentine: Because it was my Nona's, and I lived here first.
- Sam Puckett: No, you didn't.
- Cat Valentine: Yes, I did!
- Sam Puckett: Yes, you did!
- Cat Valentine: No, I didn't!
- Sam Puckett: True!
- Cat Valentine: False!
- Sam Puckett: Right!
- Cat Valentine: Left!
- Sam Puckett: Crunchy!
- Cat Valentine: Smooth! What?
- Cat Valentine: [to Daisy, Jarvis and Sophie] My name is Cat, easy to remember. Cat, like the sweet, little furry animals we all love.
- Sam Puckett: Daisy, meet my friend, Justin Fever.
- Justin Fever: Swage.
- Sam Puckett: Swag.
- Justin Fever: Swag.
- Sam Puckett: Sophie, which of us is your favorite babysitter?
- [referring to her and Cat]
- Sam Puckett: Me or her?
- Sophie: Why does it have to be a competition? I think you're both great babysitters. Either one of you would be great alone, but together you make one great babysitting team. Sure, you both have your good qualities and bad qualities. But the important thing is you care about your work, and you're roommates and friends. Isn't that what really matters?
- [leaves]
- Sam Puckett: Yeah, but who's better?
- Sam Puckett: [about their bedroom] I'm not living in a pretty pink room that looks like a thousand fairy princesses threw up.
- Cat Valentine: Well, I'm not living in a room that looks like a den for teenage boys and dirty hoodlums.