- Dice: [to Cat] Hey, why don't you just buy another brand new pair of those pink shoes?
- Cat Valentine: What?
- Dice: I mean, did you check online?
- Cat Valentine: Is that a serious question? Are you messing with me, Dice?
- Dice: No.
- Cat Valentine: Because I... I feel like you're messing with me.
- Dice: I just wanted to know if you checked online.
- Cat Valentine: Yes, Dice. I spent the last sixteen hours of my stinking life checking every shoe website on the world wide stinking web!
- Dice: Did you try CutePinkShoes.com?
- Cat Valentine: Duh! And I tried CutePinkShoes.net, and CutePinkShoes.biz, and CutePinkShoes.gov and even CutePinkShoes.edu!
- Dr. Mathers: [to Sam] Nurse, what is your name?
- Sam Puckett: Sally Meatballs.
- [jumps out of a window and runs off]