- Donald Davenport: Hey, guys, don't forget - training after school, 4:00 PM sharp.
- Chase Davenport: Oh, okay, Mr. Davenport. Wouldn't want to miss another opportunity for you to tell us everything we are doing wrong.
- Bree Davenport: Oh, and while we're on the subject, do we need a detailed plan to get home from school?
- Marcus Davenport: Who would have thought that pathetic little Leo was right all along?
- Leo Dooley: [watching on a monitor] Thank you.
- Leo Dooley: [realizing] Hey!
- Marcus Davenport: And, you know, the best part of all is that none of you had a clue that I'm just like you.
- Adam Davenport: Half-Irish?
- Chase Davenport: Mr. Davenport, we bust our butts all the time, and all you ever do is sit around the lab making lists of what we did wrong.
- Donald Davenport: I do not just sit around making lists of...
- Donald Davenport: [looking down at the list he holds in his hands...] ... things you did wrong.
- Leo Dooley: That's true. He also practices tai quan do in his tighty-whities.
- Bree Davenport: Hey, uh, Mr. Davenport, anything ya'd like to say to us - rhymes with 'good job'?
- Adam Davenport: The answer's in the clue.
- Donald Davenport: What were you guys thinking?
- Adam Davenport: Nope, not even close. Two more guesses.
- Leo Dooley: Guys, that was awesome! You just prevented the biggest oil spill in history!
- Chase Davenport: Pretty SLICK, huh?
- Leo Dooley: [searching the frig] Hey, whenever my mom goes away on the news assignments, she always leaves me two peanut butter sandwiches with the crust cut off. Where are they?
- Donald Davenport: [shoving the last of a sandwich into his mouth] No idea.
- Donald Davenport: You've been spying on us?
- Douglas Davenport: For months. And trust me, Eddy's not the only one who's... revolted by your sweeping high kicks.