Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

World's Finest: Part II (1997)

Mark Hamill: The Joker

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Quotes 

• The Joker : "More powerful than a locomotive"! And just about as subtle.

• The Joker : Not now.

  Harley Quinn : But, puddin', Batman's headed your way.

  The Joker : Get out!

  [bowing to Lois] 

  The Joker : Pardon my hasty exit. We have a pest-control problem.

  [to Superman lying on the ground] 

  The Joker : Feel free to expire anytime.

• The Joker : [Bruce escapes his henchmen's gunfire]  Well, aren't we tenacious?

  [firing his own gun, then flying away on a Joker-themed blimp] 

  The Joker : Catch you next time, Brucie.

• Superman : It's over, Joker.

  The Joker : [releasing a satchel of marbles]  It hasn't begun, Supey.

  Superman : He's gotta be kidding.

  [the marbles begin to explode] 

  Superman : They're grenades!

  Batman : Expect the unexpected.

• Lois Lane : This city is gorgeous at night.

  Bruce Wayne : Is it? I wasn't looking at the city.

  [Lois blushes a little] 

  Bruce Wayne : Lois... about Clark Kent. Are you and he, uh... I mean...

  Lois Lane : No, Bruce. Your only competition flew away some time ago.

  The Joker : [just as they're about to kiss]  My, you do live dangerously. Don't you realize you're moving in on Superman's main squeeze?

  Bruce Wayne : [as his henchmen surround them, Joker shocks Lois with a joy buzzer]  Take her hands off her, you...

  The Joker : [his henchmen fire their guns, eventually forcing Bruce over the balcony]  See that he's street pizza. In this town, some flying fool could have caught him.

• Dan Turpin : [his desk phone rings]  SCU. Turpin.

  The Joker : Amscray, Turnip. I wanna talk to the boy in blue.

  Dan Turpin : You got something to say, clown, say it to...

  Superman : I'm here, Joker. What have you done with Lois Lane?

  The Joker : She's right here, Superman. And she'd love to see you. Want to know where "here" is? Don't blink.

  [a bright light flashes, forcing Superman and Turpin to shield their eyes] 

  The Joker : Got the picture, Supey? Come alone. No cops, or little Lois dies laughing.

• The Joker : Copy-Bat! Copy-Bat! Suffering from propulsion envy, Batboy?

  [one of the Lex-Bruce drones appears] 

  The Joker : Think of it as a welcome wagon, Bats. Welcoming you to the nearest mortuary.

• The Joker : [Mercy shoots up his hideout]  Honestly Lex, don't you think I feel bad enough already?

  Lex Luthor : [grabbing him]  You maniac! You idiot! How dare you use one of *MY* laboratories for you...

  The Joker : Harley?

  Harley Quinn : [karate-flipping in]  Put him down, baldy!

  Lex Luthor : Mercy!

  Mercy Graves : [attacking Harley]  Here's for that punch in the face!

  The Joker : Can't we discuss this like gentlemen?

  Harley Quinn : Ooh! Listen to little miss can't-take-a-joke!

  The Joker : [Lex lets him go]  Thank you. Have a seat. Please.

  Harley Quinn : [attacking Mercy]  Banzai!

• The Joker : Think of it, Ms. Lane. This rock is more precious than gold. One teensy chip will go for thousands on the collectors' market... after it kills your flyboy. Heh!

  Lois Lane : [as he smashes the statue in half, Harley removes her gag]  You sick, demented, murdering freak!

  Harley Quinn : How rude!

  [stuffing the balled-up gag in her mouth] 

  Harley Quinn : Ha!

  The Joker : Half for now and half for later. You've got a front-row seat for the story of the century, my dear: the death of Superman.

• The Joker : [seeing Superman's anti-kryptonite suit]  Ooh! I'm flattered you put on your Sunday best.

  Superman : Where is she, Joker?

  The Joker : Forget about Lois. Feast your eyes on this.

  [he takes out a piece of kryptonite, which has no effect] 

  Superman : [grabbing him]  Now, I'll ask you once more.

  The Joker : [leading him to where Lois is]  I don't understand. I had it all planned so perfectly. Oh, wait! That's it!

  Superman : What?

  The Joker : Silly me. I forgot the acid.

  [shooting acid from the flower on his lapel] 

  The Joker : [cackling]  Aw, what's the matter, Supey? No steam left in the old locomotive?

• The Joker : [trapping Batman in with Superman and Lois]  Two for the price of one. I love it! And the best part is, you're all going out with a smile.

  Harley Quinn : Have a happy...!

  Batman : [throwing the kryptonite at the TV, then looking for a way out]  Hydrochloric acid. It would take a week to eat through the wall.

  Superman : [weakly]  No... wait. Kry... kryptonite.

  Batman : [quietly, after using the acid to melt the kryptonite down]  Snap out of it, Kent, or Joker gets the last laugh.

  Superman : [flying up to rescue Lois]  Keep your heads down.

  Harley Quinn : [feeling the tremor from Superman crashing through a door]  Uh-oh. They're loose!

  The Joker : That's not fair.

• Lex Luthor : You owe me an explanation.

  The Joker : The lab was a perfect setup. How did I know old Bat-breath would show up?

  Lex Luthor : Batman? He followed you to Metropolis?

  The Joker : Right, like it's my fault. Look, I've still got half the kryptonite. I can still finish the job. But if I have to cope with two men in tights, the price goes up.

  Lex Luthor : Unacceptable. If you can't handle some mental case in a fright mask, our deal is off. Mercy! Let's go.

  [to the Joker] 

  Lex Luthor : Keep in mind... this is your last chance.

  The Joker : [Harley is banged up after fighting with Mercy]  How you doin', slugger?

  Harley Quinn : [weakly]  A-OK, Mr. J.

  [he pats her on the back and she collapses] 

• Harley Quinn : [flashing a cookie-like treat in Joker's face]  Hello, Mr. J. I'm Batman. Eat me. Eat me. Eat me!

  The Joker : I know you're trying to cheer me up, Harley, but you see, anytime I blow a billion-dollar deal, it really kills my appetite!