White Collar (TV Series)
Out of the Frying Pan (2013)
Willie Garson: Mozzie
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Quotes
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David Siegel : [holding Mozzie at gunpoint] Get your hands up. You're not going anywhere.
Mozzie : Uh, tell that to Emil Berliner.
[remotely activates a gramophone, distracting Siegel, and runs off]
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Mozzie : Can we trade jobs?
Neal Caffrey : Nope.
Mozzie : Are you sure?
Neal Caffrey : I'm sure.
Mozzie : I'm not the one who thinks my teeth need a different host.
Neal Caffrey : Well, they do. You're not usually this squeamish.
Mozzie : Well, pulling my own teeth is one thing, but a dead man's? On the off chance that there actually is a heaven, this is definitely gonna get me barred.
Neal Caffrey : I think we took heaven off the table a long time ago, Mozzie.
Mozzie : Fine, I'll go to the morgue, but I'm doing this under protest.
Neal Caffrey : Duly noted. I'll meet you back here in half an hour with combustibles.
Mozzie : Great, whatever you get, just make sure it makes a loud boom.
Neal Caffrey : I can do that.
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Mozzie : Babies in baskets rarely arrive with birth certificates. I was no exception. I was homeless, nameless, purposeless.
Neal Caffrey : Histrionic.
Mozzie : You'll never really understand the plight of the orphaned, not truly.
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Mozzie : Seriously? Gasoline and Styrofoam? Don't you think homemade napalm is a bit vulgar for Teddy's final au revoir?
Neal Caffrey : You said you wanted a loud boom, Moz. Beggars can't be choosers.
Mozzie : Oh, common misconception. If you had spent any significant time beggaring.
Neal Caffrey : Really?
Mozzie : Fine. Napalm, but I will remember this next time we fake your death.
Neal Caffrey : Fair enough.